thisishangingrockcomics: in ninth grade i used to sell oregano to sixth graders who believed it was weed
i-have-the-suds: one time my parents were gone for the weekend so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches i am a cruel man
Kicking a Soccer Ball →
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randomrumiel: mikeadamle: tarantinoh: So I was literally just on my mother’s laptop and I found this in her history: wow your mom types fast too fast
When I sing...
thatfunnyblog: at home: when my favorite song play on the radio: in the shower: in the computer: if someone asks me to sing: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
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band member to fans: what song should i cover
me: cover me
me: with your naked body
me: who said that