Mostly humour, fan girl stuff and nerd stuff (i am total a nerd inside).
May include traces of: Star Wars, Pokemon, Game of Thrones, general fantasy/scfi, Bright Eye/Conor Oberst fan-girl posts, Peanuts comics, gaming, Superheros (especially Wolverine/X-Men), puppies and kittens, band stuff, literature, sarcasm and satire, Death Cab, Doctor Who, Julliet Marillier, Bon Iver, TOOL.......etc....
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
what do you call someone without a body or a nose?
nobody knows
i stared at this for about five minutes until it finally snapped, then started to laugh for about ten minutes
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via 97injuly)
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to…
(via 97injuly)
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body
you need an award right now
(via oh-so-pale)
